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Hey kids! So here’s the dealio… The frizbee folks in SF just happen

to be having a ragin’ party tomorrow night in SOMA (details at the

bottom of this message) and I am making the executive decision, WE

ARE GOING! yes, that means you 🙂 and me :). I’d also like to grab

dinner before if people are up for it. somewhere close to the party

would be ideal. so dust off your dancin’ shoes and prepare for some

free-love-partying. these kids can rage! let me know today or give

me a call later if you’re interested in dinner. oh yeah… invite

your friends!!! the more the merrier.

-kim

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*** PARTY INVITE ***

You’ve been resting your hammie and going home right after your winter

league game, skipping the bar, we know all about it, don’t think for a

second that you’re fooling anybody. The rain is becoming less frequent,

all those emails about this team and that are floating around and the

Kezar track beckons – the new season will soon be under way. Now that

you’re starting to get in shape again, don’t forget those internal

organs. Kidneys and Livers need to be stretched too and your Booty needs

to practice geting down so you can keep up with Big Wreck at all the

upcoming tournament parties! You’ve been to all the famous season-ending

parties, isn’t it time for a season opening party?

The Big Wreck All-Stars invite you to usher IN the new ultimate season

in style:

Saturday, March 23rd at TEMPEST, 431 NATOMA, BTW 5TH AND 6TH STREETS

(NATOMA RUNS PARALLEL BTW MISSION AND HOWARD) WE RECOMMEND YOU PARK

AND/OR WALK FROM THE 5TH STREET SIDE, (UNLESS OF COURSE YOU HAVE SOME

BUSINESS ON 6TH STREET 😉 Doors open at 9 – we’ve rented out the place

for the night and there will be some drink tickets available for the

earlier arrivals. DJ Coppershroom will be in the house…. traditional

party favors such as glo-in-the-dark body paints will be in effect. The

relatively cheap fully-stocked bar will be in full operation. Maybe

we’ll play spin the bottle or have a celebrity auction.

The gorgeous Big Wreck ladies want to dance the night away with you!

They want to see SWEET party shirts, red feather boas, MCT’S CRAZY

SILVER DISCO JUMPSUIT, OZZIE’S SUPERHERO OUTFIT, A MO’POONS SOLID GOLD

GETUP… crazy dancing, naked boobs, chests, and abs (we’ve all seen

enough shlong, haven’t we?); kissing, glitter, and unspeakable acts

performed by drunken fools.